Meatguy and Shopgirl

Ben Human
3 min readMay 19, 2024
Photo by Julian Hanslmaier on Unsplash

I’ve said it before. Can I say it again? You are a joy and a delight to me. I fucking love you, she said.

I love you too, he wrote.

If only I was your shop clerk, she said. Would you pop in every day? How I would look forward to it. My coworkers would kid me about it and I’d blush every time I saw you. You would know.