Asinine aphorisms

What people really think, if their actions are any indication

Ben Human

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Pissing contest. Somewhere in Belgium. Copyright Who Cares (relax, it's my son).

If CEOs were philosophers

No solution so ridiculous that a problem can’t be found for it.

The house wins.

Employment is charity. Charity is theft. Theft by the 99% should be punishable by death.

Capitalism is only technically theft, and progress only a lie on balance.

Freedom of speech, not freedom of reach.

Whoever believed information should be free did not reckon with the economy.

You are the product.

Everyone is motivated differently. Salespeople by money. (And so is everyone else. Just don’t tell them.)

Moral, easy, or profitable. Pick two.

If nobody wins, nobody wins. If everyone wins, everyone wins. And we can’t have either.

AI doesn’t complain that you’re eating its lunch. Yet.

Randomise opportunity. Outlaw ownership. Are you nuts?

If kings were philosophers

No fear so baseless that it doesn’t justify a pre-emptive strike.

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